tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4318441205662953222011-12-15T19:25:22.002-08:00Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-42225600578299230292011-08-24T05:33:00.000-07:002011-08-24T06:20:23.288-07:00说得好, 假期的确要来临了...<div>也不错, 考试也已经过去了...</div><div>真糟糕, 我竟然有喜欢的人...</div><div>更惨是, 陷入她的爱情之井...</div><div>她妈的, 怎样避也避不开她...</div><div>王八蛋, 心一直都离不开她...</div><div>三八的, 我喜欢她来做什么...</div><div>到最后, 我还是摆脱不了她...</div><div>我的命, 如此地艰难坎坷啊...</div><div>考试里, 成绩已经非常差了...</div><div>老天爷, 你竟忍心这样对我...</div><div>真困苦, 我已经忍受不了了...</div><div>我很想, 就这样放弃一切了...</div><div>真可惜, 我的心却依依不舍...</div><div>正想着, 那女孩的漂亮脸儿...</div><div>也包括, 她那美丽的身材呢...</div><div>还包括, 相当有高度的身子...</div><div>这思想, 永离不开她的一切...</div><div>真痴呆, 当对着这个女孩子...</div><div>像废材, 我忘不了她的一切...</div><div> <br /></div><div>读者们, 你相信以上这稿吗...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-4222560057829923029?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-67177083438651304932011-05-30T23:16:00.000-07:002011-05-30T23:25:05.674-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" >终于假期了<span class="Apple-style-span">...</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >刚考完试的我期待的日子,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >终于来临了...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >假期中,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >的确无聊得很...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span">不是上网,就是看电视...</span><span class="Apple-style-span">(不想做功课)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >so boring...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >nothing to do...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >so, I write my blog...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >and,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >my blog will stop here...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >(haha, nothing to write)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >you can visit "english988.blospot.com"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >very thank you to see this post!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-6717708343865130493?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-60248356491588599642010-04-11T00:36:00.000-07:002010-07-31T03:18:40.430-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">What am I hate?</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(translate)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我恨什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我恨地球破坏者...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">因为我很爱地球...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">所以我才热烈响应环保计划...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">地球很需要我们去保护它...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">假如我们再不保护它的话...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">地球与我们都会陷入一片黑暗中...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我们将会面对各种灾难,如:地震,海啸等的灾难...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">地球的动物也会灭绝(其实作者最喜欢动物)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">现在,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">有些许多动物已经灭绝:渡渡鸟,恐龙等的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">也有些正面对着频临绝种的问题:熊猫,老虎,海龟等的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">植物也有:莱佛士大王花,猪笼草等...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">地球呢?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">地球正面对着什么问题?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我觉得地球正面对着温度上升而产生的后果...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">那就是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">地球大爆炸!!!(不知是真是假,只是猜而已)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天就到此为止!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-6024835649158859964?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-16416059425721708402010-02-12T21:45:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:18:23.721-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">erm...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">新年除了拿红包,还有做么"鬼"?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">apa pun tak ada(指的是我)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ok,我问你们...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">红包是抽象词还是名词?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">答案:抽象词,因为看到拿不到...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">新年一直"跳"着过来...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">家家户户都把屋子布置得红彤彤地...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">那些人布置家里为的是什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">其实我也不懂...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">过了新年...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">就可以数钱了(红包里的钱)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">其实,新年没有东西写...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">所以就到此为止...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权事件:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha,回来"lah"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">:"can I speak in English?"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">erm...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">that 黄子权's face is very ugly...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">but I did'nt know why 叶颖儿 will like him...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">can I know what that true is going on?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">just come down...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权:actually,i am very like 叶颖儿...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">director :ohhh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权:she is very beautiful,in my heart...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">director :ok...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权:I can't forget her anymore...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">叶颖儿:ahh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">director :yo!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权:can you marry me?颖儿...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">叶颖儿:erm...ok...yes!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">director :wah...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权:yeah!万岁!woohoo!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">director :good!can you imagine,my friend?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">to be continue...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-1641605942572170840?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-50442043408219271012010-02-09T06:47:00.000-08:002010-10-18T02:07:21.404-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">很搞笑吧...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">学校也会进贼,可是这是真人真事"lai de"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">听说那贼很残忍一下的哦...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">你懂他们怎样没有?下一段才讲...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">首先,他们去问guard...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">贼:eh,guard啊,你懂那些学校的贵物在哪里吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Guard:你问我做么"鬼",况且我也不懂...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">贼:(砍一刀)哎呀呀,你在假扮不懂"leh" or 真的不懂?<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Guard:你...都不给...机会的...,而且...我...也真的...不懂...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">贼:(砍两刀)你去死啦你!(再砍几刀)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Guard:(倒底然后全身不能动)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">接下来呢...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">贼:你懂吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Guard 2:你问我，我问谁?你自己去问鬼"lah"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">贼:(给二脚再加一刀)你才去问鬼"lah"你</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Guard 2:我......真的不懂...(倒地)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">贼:(给五脚再加三刀)看你怎样死...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Guard:(也是倒底然后全身不能动)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">放火啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">砍啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">丢啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">烧啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">踩啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">踢啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">扔啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">走啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(警察来了)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">跑啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">跳啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">驾车走啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">驾罗里走啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">骑摩托走啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">骑自行车走啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">骑滑板走啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">最后,全部走完了啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警方在调查时...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 1:What the hell is this mess?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 2:San Yuk,we all are pitiful with you...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:这里还有低裤呢!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:衣服...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:裤子...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:内裤...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:内衣...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:袜子...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:丝袜...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:长袖衣...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:短袖衣...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:长裤...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:短裤...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:裙子...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:长裙...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">警察 3:短裙...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(没完没了地)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(It's not the real)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The real one I do not know...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">结果...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">暂时还找不到...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1/2 凶手</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1/2 贼</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">你猜是谁"leh"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">其实我也不懂...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"大肚黄"之事件:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">自从那件事(不方便透露)发生后...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">就没有东西好些了...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不过,我还是有idea的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">其实黄子权与叶颖儿也蛮配的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我不想插散他们俩...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">只好牺牲小我成全大我...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">有一天...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">叶颖儿"leh",她就换了新发型...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权"leh",他碰巧今早忘记搽jell...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">所以两个人的发型有一样又配...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">真是缘来无可挡(看戏的)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天,我就言而尽意了...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-5044204340821927101?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-27236165179373233012010-01-29T21:18:00.000-08:002010-10-18T02:11:07.366-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">没什么...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">没有为什么"东东"而写的一篇"文章"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">没有什么idea...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天leh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">差不多要做完功课了...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不过还有一点(废话)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">没有什么东西写...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">所以直接写黄子权事件...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">黄子权事件:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,看来"大肚黄"越来越喜欢叶颖儿了...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">谁也阻止不了的那种...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">更惨的是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不知为何地,我也"插"了进去...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(不方便透露)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">该死的,我一定要避免这件事...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不让它发生...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"酱",这个事件才能继续下去...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">因为我已经有了心目中的人(不方便透露)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">亲爱的读者们...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">请别告诉他们俩...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">免得"两夫妻"要"离婚"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">深入的资料(我心目中的人):</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">要听吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">那就是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1)她不是跟我同班的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2)她不是跟我同学校的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3)她不是住我附近的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4)她不是跟我同国家的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">5)她不是在地球生活的(假的)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">this is a top secret...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">can you guess it?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">if can't,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">i also don't have idea to tell you anymore...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">but one more thing i can tell you is...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">she is very,100%...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">BEAUTIFUL...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-2723616517937323301?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-47696216916845405892010-01-24T05:48:00.000-08:002010-10-18T02:11:54.231-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天,我妈骂了我一顿...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">为的是什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">因为...(不方便透露)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">都怪我,才会这样而已...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(严重的话)后果谁都不敢想象...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...是什么leh?(还是不方便透露)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">被妈妈骂的感觉真的很痛苦...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">又要一面哭,又要一面记她所说的话(因为她要我重复她的话)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,真苦命...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">有看报纸吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天的星州的副刊有些一样"东东"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">就是"男人的命真苦"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不过它又有写女人得命不苦吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">很怪ho...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">有这个又那个...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">真是的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">如果让我知道谁写着则消息的话(根本不可能)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我会去告他or她(假的)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">到此为止...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">讨厌"大肚黄"事件:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">很多人都问我...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">你真的"酱"讨厌"大肚黄"吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Of course...yes...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">他"酱"的素质配得上叶颖儿吗?(不过没说我配得上)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">他每次都对叶颖儿有那种"feel"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">叶颖儿竟然也对他有那种"feel"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,都不懂他们怎样选对方的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">真为双方伤心(因为叶颖儿也不是很美吧了)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">继续...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-4769621691684540589?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-15287338043701694392010-01-22T05:46:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:17:23.141-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天突然间考试(其实只是重考而已)...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">大人物-梁副校长,进来监考...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不懂为的是什么...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我猜应该是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">班上的人考试过后...画画,画漫画等等...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">但有些人讲是Farah和郑婉如作弊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,总之今天的考试是很突然的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天补习时,"张惠妹"-张丽惠没有去补习...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">因为她要去做身份证...<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">就爽了她...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不用补习...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">继续黄子权之事故:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我非常讨厌黄子权...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">他画的漫画我更讨厌...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">难看到要死...又丑到要死...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">虽然他画的人不是骨头人...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">但他画得实在比谭钊进差很多...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">平时的我虽然一直向他借漫画看...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">但我其实只是假装看而已...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">to be continue...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">at the next new post...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-1528733804370169439?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-11829052790367738402010-01-17T00:07:00.001-08:002010-07-31T03:17:10.279-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天我姐的病情确实有变化...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">就是开始要好了...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">但我妈妈还是这么疼她...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,都不懂"做么鬼"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我好像觉得我越来越不像我爸妈生的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">天啊,你为什么要"酱"对待我...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我是无辜的leh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不要怪我lah...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">又不是我的错(但也没人错)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,今天都不懂要"做么"好...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">做这个又不是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">做那个又不是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">到头来还是没东西做...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">真的是啊...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">想到读书...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">后天就要考试了...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我都还没有读书...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">没有温习功课...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">考试等着一落千丈...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">一塌糊涂...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">继续讨厌"大肚黄"事件:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我觉得他很讨人厌...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">咬到你的蚂蚁(假设)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">这么讨厌...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">或者是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">你最怕的老鼠...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">吃掉你的食物(假设二)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">to be continue...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-1182905279036773840?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-53312469275347694872010-01-16T01:33:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:16:57.747-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">昨天,班上有人生病...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">那就是我们又"可爱"又天真的谭钊进...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">他leh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">就不懂为什么会生病...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">可能是他身体里的"antivirus"不够强吧!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,谭钊进生病时身边的人都只关心他...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我生病leh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">自己去死就好(讲笑而已)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">身边的人似乎不关心我...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">只是叫我...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"阿扬,到时间吃药loh...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我姐生病时依然是"酱"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唉,我是不是我爸妈生我的啊?!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">还是我爸妈在路边检我回来的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">还是人家生了我然后给我爸妈?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我的答案:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我似乎不是我爸妈生的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">像是路边捡回来的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">但不像是人家生了我然后给我爸妈...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我"可爱"的读者...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">可否给我答案...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">给我正确的答案...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">如果不懂也不要紧...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">在这里...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我要告诉读者们...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我最羡慕的人是...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我的姐姐...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">和谭钊进...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-5331246927534769487?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-13143849110199547542010-01-15T06:04:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:16:46.048-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天,有个大人物来到我们班上...那就是-梁副校长...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">他来我们班上纠正我班的同学(不包括我)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">当"大人物"(梁副校长)还没进到班时,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">林老师叫"大肚黄"(黄子权)和"little fat boy"(林家维)检查簿子...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">看一看谁没有在听写簿子做订正...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">叫他出来,我很肯定我不用出去(因为我对到完)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">哎,一些同学就被放过;一些同学就惨loh(以后听写就要跟随梁副校长)...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">连我最讨厌的人也被放过;不过另一个我讨厌的人不被放过...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">50%开心;50%不服气...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">你说lah...我是不是有人格分裂症?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">值得令人同情的...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">是被叫出去的人没被打...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">看"大肚黄"的样子就知道他想要他们被打...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">tell u a secret...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">i am so hate"大肚黄"...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">i think he is the black sheep in the class...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">haha...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">don't tell him...</span></div><div>because this is a secret...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-1314384911019954754?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-81303642550710571962009-12-30T17:00:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:16:34.701-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1)小明喜欢弄烂他的闹钟,妈妈每一次都叫爸爸修理闹钟,可是闹钟还是坏,为什么呢?</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:因为爸爸是修理小明</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2)小明说他要在日和月同时出现时,约他女朋友去旅行,可能吗?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:可能,因为是'明'天</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3)把一块石头丢去湖里,石头会怎样?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:沉下湖底</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4)仙女的衣服掉进水里,衣服会怎样?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:湿</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">5)人,汽车和巴士不可过的桥是什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:郑板桥</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">6)白人,黑人和黄种人,他们身上什么颜色是完全相同的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:血</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">7)圣诞节,圣诞老人放进袜子里的第一件东西是什么/</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:是他自己的脚</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">8)什么军的人,数量最少?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:冠军</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">9)偷什么东西不犯法?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:打瞌睡</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">10)为什么黑人只喜欢吃白巧克力?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:怕要到自己的手指</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">11)牙医最喜欢什么店?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:糖果店</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">12)小明的妈妈一天到晚都在洗衣服,为什么她的衣服还是洗不完呢?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:因为她是帮人家洗衣服的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">13)小明有三兄弟(包括他自己),第二大的叫老二;最小的叫老三,那最大的叫什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:小明</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">14)树上有100只鸟,有什么办法能把他们全都捉住?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:拍照拍起来</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">15)怎么样可以让一只牛一夜间变大?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:吹牛</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">16)三位和尚上山找水喝,一位和尚提水喝;两位和尚抬水喝,到最后,三位和尚都没有水喝,为什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">答案:因为水喝完了</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-8130364255071057196?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-32485239028008706942009-12-30T06:00:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:16:17.981-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; ">饭从哪里来?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:饭锅里</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2)如何快速地把死结解开?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:用剪刀剪</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3)如何喝到瓶子里最底层的水?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:用水管</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4)什么布是剪不断的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:瀑布</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">5)什么国家是最冷的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:泰国(Thailand)"太冷"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">6)一只公鸡+一只母鸡=(三个字)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:两只鸡</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 一只公鸡+一只母鸡=(五个字)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:还是两只鸡</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 一只公鸡+一只母鸡=(七个字)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:笨蛋,还是两只鸡</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">7)什么运动是向后走的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:拔河</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">8)有一个人他在沙滩上走,当他往后看时却发现没有他的脚印,为什么呢?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:因为他是往后走的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">9)什么板是不可以踩的?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:老板</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">10)有一个警察,他认定一个路人是他的弟弟,但路人却否认自己有个哥哥,为什么呢?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:因为那位警察是女的</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">11)用什么方法能使眉毛长在眼睛下面?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:倒立</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">12)每对夫妻在生活中都有一个绝对共同点,那是什么?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:同年同月同日结婚</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">13)什么针不能缝衣服?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:避雷针</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">14)什么东西越洗越肮脏?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:水</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">15)小名被班上同学耍了,为什么只能自己生闷气?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 答案:这天是愚人节</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">16)谁喜欢唱歌剧又怕被人鼓掌喝彩?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">答案:蚊子</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-3248523902800870694?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-49147713397371643652009-12-24T04:01:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:15:43.449-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">这个假期...真的很够力闷...没有一丁点儿的乐趣!<br />每天只是对着电脑和电视机,根本没有好玩的东西!<br />好想daddy带我出去lah!<br /><br />Daddy:扬,怎么了?<br />我:daddy,带我们出去游玩一下...反正都要christmas了...<br />Daddy:就是因为要christmas了,才不要出去mah...<br />我:其实坐在家里真的很闷leh...<br />Daddy:你不是每天想坐在家里看电视meh...你现在不是梦境成真了吗?<br />我:我现在才发觉坐在家里其实很够闷的leh...<br />Daddy:nanana,是不是?以前leh...就很希望每天坐在家里看电视,现在才来后悔...太迟了!<br />我:daddy啊!<br />Daddy:明年就要考UPSR了,你还在这里发呆...<br />我:daddy,现在是放假mah...relax一下mah...<br />Daddy:relax什么lah你...<br />我:曾经有个名人说过假期是用来relax一下的...(假的)<br />Daddy:有meh...<br />我:有,肯定有!(说第二次的大话)<br />Daddy:okok,我带你去游玩...(又有人讲骗话了)<br />我:yeah,终于都可以出去了...(肯定是假的lah...)<br />Daddy:来,踏在这个地图上就可以走遍世界lah...<br />我:daddy,你...(生气)<br /><br />其实,daddy是个一毛不拔的人来的...<br /><br />我:我这个男孩的daddy竟敢是"酱"的人...该打的! (小小声讲!)<br />Daddy:huh?儿子你在讲什么?<br />我:oh,(给他听到了)没什么lah...<br />Daddy:你是不是在我背后说我的坏话?huh?<br />我:啊,没有wah...(已经是第三次了!)<br />Daddy:你跟我小心一点a...我会暗中跟踪你看你有没有讲我的坏话!<br />我:那岂不是做了私家侦探?啊,我这个做儿子的不会说你坏话的...(第四次了!)<br />Daddy:em...很好,"酱"才是我的"乖儿子"mah...(又讲骗话了!)<br />我:我肯定是你的"乖儿子"lah...(破纪录,第五次了!)我的样子像会出卖人的meh...<br />Daddy:肯定不会lah...(超像自己的儿子的!因为也很喜欢讲骗话!)<br />我:"酱"才像话mah...<br /><br />亲爱的你,不要像作者和他的爸爸一样讲骗话!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-4914771339737164365?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-68760312617960673102009-12-23T06:01:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:15:32.841-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">UPSR啊,UPSR<br />为什么我小的时候不见得怕你的?<br />现在才来怕你,是不是很迟了?我有一点后悔了...<br /><br />开始对讲了...<br />UPSR:确实有点迟了...真的很迟了...非常迟了...100%迟了...十分迟了...格外迟了...(讲够了没有!) 然后,后悔也是应该的... (我要打你了!)<br />我:huh?<br />UPSR:你应该开始努力读书...把握机会(我有什么机会哦?)...努力向上!<br />我:我很讨厌读书的leh... (真的真的真的真的很够力讨厌!)<br />UPSR:但你也要克服啊...不然怎样考取好成绩...连"发明UPSR的人"(假的!)都克服到!<br />我:那是因为他的意志力比较"坚固"mah...<br />UPSR:你看你,全部讲那些不知什么话来的...我看你应该真的要好好努力读书了...ok不ok？<br />我:what the hell? 你让我快疯了!<br />UPSR:不过是我训练你哦!呵呵!<br />我:我的天啊!你比我还要幼稚!(因为天天都玩game)<br />UPSR:???你在讲什么?<br />我:哎,反正你比我还要turkey!(自己查英语字典)<br /><br />你千万别学到作者!<br />因为他可能患有"自言自语症"(自己发明的!)<br />名誉良言:只要平时多读书,不必怕将来!(自己发明的!好变坏!)<br /><br />作者:我很diao leh!(只有在台湾而已,厉害的意事)<br /><br />哎,无药可救!无论西药或中药!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-6876031261796067310?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-26911836710812546442009-12-19T19:41:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:15:17.372-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">寻宝记是我一生中最喜欢的一本书...<br />它里面含有非常丰富的知识和常识,是我的专爱...<br />当我闲空时,我都会抽出一两本的寻宝记来看看...<br />所以请不要问我的爱好是什么...<br /><br />大困难:<br />要寻宝记还是女人?<br />寻宝记!<br />要寻宝记还是事业?<br />还是寻宝记!<br />要寻宝记还是学业?<br />坦白说,还是寻宝记啦!<br />哈哈!<br /><br />寻宝记让我...<br />1."方便"时也看它...<br />2.吃饭时也看它...<br />3.看电视时也看它...<br />4.上网时也看它...<br />5.出街时也看它...<br /><br />害到我...<br />1.自己大完便了都不懂!<br />2.连自己吃什么都不懂!<br />3.差点害到我有"两只眼"!<br />4.害到我从 blogger.com 打到去 facebook.com!<br />5.最惨就是这个了... 差点害到我去撞墙!<br /><br />可怜我吧!<br />如果你同情我的话...<br />请给我钱吧!<br />哈哈!<br />讲笑而已!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-2691183671081254644?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-45499435053181964382009-12-12T06:59:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:12:30.616-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">其实我喜欢一个人了...<br />这个话题在每个人的心目中都曾经有出现过吧!<br /><br />我从没无目的的喜欢一个人,我只是觉得她有一个特点(美丽)!<br />我好像从没认识过她的家庭背景,内在美层度和学业成绩!<br />家庭背景:<br />(不知道!)<br />内在美层度:<br />(还是不知道!)<br />学业成绩:<br />(笨蛋,还是不知道啦!)<br />只有一个知道... 那就是...<br />(美丽层度!):<br />(这个当然知道啦,答案是: 随你便吧!)<br />因为你没看过她嘛!<br /><br />我不可以不想她,但心里却要她赶快离开我的心里,真是一心二意!<br />哎!<br />我想... 我需要的应该是时间!<br />因为时间能让我适应她,离开她和不再想她!<br /><br />我伟大吧!<br />哈哈!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-4549943505318196438?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-431844120566295322.post-49816608436294841722009-12-08T18:21:00.000-08:002010-07-31T03:11:29.112-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">佣人与我... ,其实没什么分别...<br />我们的分别就在职业,个性(共处和不同处),智慧水平,权利大小和大胆小胆。<br /><br /><br />职业:<br />她:佣人<br />我:应该是...学生吧!<br /><br /><br />个性(共处):<br />懒惰!<br />(不同处):<br />她:自以为是,不会听主人所说的话<br />我:没有主见,只不会听(外国话和外星话)<br /><br /><br />性别(这是真的!):<br />她:女<br />我: ...娘娘腔或男的吧! ...任由你选吧!<br /><br /><br />智慧水平:<br />她:(常常自做聪明)蠢还是精?这就是他的问题啦!<br />我:如果满分100%,我就应该是80%吧!我是这么样觉得,不过还是你选择吧!<br /><br /><br />权利大小:<br />她:非常小(不过他的岁数大过我)<br />我:应该是中等(因为家里我最小)<br /><br /><br />大胆小胆:<br />她:大(敢做错事)<br />我:小(晚上不敢一个人睡觉)<br /><br />最后的胜负(一共:2分):<br />她:1分<br />我:1分<br /><br /><br />到头来没人赢!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/431844120566295322-4981660843629484172?l=stitchtiger98.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yan Yanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08124333594638511159noreply@blogger.com0